Along, Long, Time ago in a galaxy far away....

It's been a LONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!

Where should I start, Blogosphere?

Ah, yes. Even though she is my bestest friend in the entire universe and quite possibly the the.... third most awesome person... wait......

LIST OF AWESOME PEOPLE- In order:

1. God. And every saint, including the beatified ones (I'm looking at you, Pope John Paul II and Mother Teresa).
2. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
3. John Green
4. Hank Green
5. Barack Obama
6. JK Rowling
7. The Parslemouths
8. The Remus Lupins
9. The Whomping Willows
10. Haley G Hoover
11. SOPHIA!
12. 'Drome and GC (the new name for the Looser. MARK IT DOWN!) tie.
13. KATHERINE!
14. Me, Myself, and I
15. Applejacks. 'Nuff said.
16. Shannon, the wizard among all of my Muggle besties.
17. Elbow Buddie
18. Nathan and the Joey tie.
19. EVERY HARRY POTTER CHARACTER EVER
20. Nerimon.
21. Any Spork. 'Cause Sporks are TOTALLY AWESOME!
22. The Driver behind Evan, Lindsey, for creating the funniest Gryffindor guy... Drawing Megatron beating up Pikachu.

AND that concludes my list. There are probably lots more, but hey. I'm only one person and there about 5 Billion awesome people out there. I subtracted about a Million for the excistence of You-Know-Who, and every stalker, creeper and Bieber hater (Just kidding on that last one.)

What was I saying? OH! YEAH!

Even though Sophia's frickin UH-mae-ZING, I had yet to read her blog. So I did.

It was UH-mae-ZING... :]

Yep. That's all, folks. OH WAIT! Cross your fingahs for a good result of my softball tryout! I hope I make it. Party this sat. New KMW vid coming! Yayayayayayayayayayayayayay.

KTHXBAI

IHAPLNAIWRFATPACTAOSCASAIHNMVAIRSAIWTRWGWGAILHP SO YEAH.

Why Hullo, Blogosphere.

You sometimes make me sad. Even though the title is basically the code of my week. It's a summary of my week. Here's something simple. I like people who read my blog. Like, Sophia reads my blog! I freaking LOVE Sophia! I'm going to see her this summer! SURPRISE SOPHERS!

Sophia has subscribed.

You have not.

:(

In the words of Dr. Doofinshmirtz: Why do I always get the crazies?

I had my besties over for a No More CRCT/We're Friends, Yay!/Pizza and Cookies/Ding-Dong-Ditching Justin Peachy/ARHWEORI;JAKHSEKRJAKHDG;ALHFKAWEO;IRHA;INGA Party!

So... Yeah. We watched Mean Girls (YOU GO GLEN COCO!) and Yep.

Okay, So I'm watching P&F and they keep showing Perry with teeth. There was a questions on the CRCT that Platypuses (I'm just going call them Platypeople) have no teeth. WELL, P&F, YOUR WRONG!

I wish to blog better, and write better sooo yeah.

BYE!

The Whole Entire History of the INTERNET!

The cookies are in the oven and I'm ready to blog.

I've been using a computer far longer than many adults in this day and age. My first memory of the computer is our tragically old IBM one, with a blue bubble background. You know the one. I would always play this viking-magic warrior game and the cursor did the running man every time something loaded.

I eventually evolved to the intrawebs. I remember watching Nick, telling me to ask my parents before logging online, and thinking it was a good idea. For one thing, I've never had to 'Log Online'. Nor have I ever asked my parents. They are big believers of technology.

Anyway, I click the Internet Explorer icon on our new PC (Hp I believe? I vividly remember Polk speakers...) and accidentally typed in Nike, and was transported to the Nike website and was greeted by a sneaker.

I typed it in again, and played a Blues clues game that I still haven't been able to find!

Eventually we got a Mac, realized just how much suck PCs wield, and I've evolved. I was into things like Club Penguin, which was how I met the 'Drone. (All will be explained in a up coming video on KMW.)

Know, I'm on Facebook, YouTube, Fanfiction, Blogger... the list goes on and on...

Anyway, Blogs of MY NOTE:

Ben-Adryl for life. I found this blog while commenting on HGH and I fell in love. It's nice to know that some guy my age cares about things other than sports and Neanderthal-ing.

The Haleylujah Chorus

Oh Hey, Kristina

THIS BLOG!

Yes. And unlike HGH and Ben, I don't have witty count-downs or count-ups.

Oh well. Good bye.

New Name. Tons of changes.

Sorry, Blogosphere. It's been a long time, I know.

So, Anyway, I've got those Crazy Retarded Crap Tests coming, so I've been super busy procrastinating. Not to mention swim and disney!

Disney!

Disney was soooo awesome. That's all I'm saying.

Oh yeah, and I'm more into HP than ever! So far I've:

• Discovered Average Wizard
• Discovered A Very Potter Musical
• Discovered the worst and funniest HP Fanfic ever (It's sooooo bad that it's sooo funny.)
• Found out that the Parslemouths and like 5 other Nerdfighter/Wrock bands are coming to ATL in July! Winkitty!
• Nosyarg Lliw, Nosyarg Lliw!

So, yeah.

Anyway, this blog is now Kiss My Whale. Still awesome, though.

Kk,

Bye.