Good Morning, Hank, it's TODAY!

Okay, so the title is completely missleading because John Green isn't in my current location or hacking on to my blog. If he was, that would be awesome. Like, siriusly John.

Aight since I'm a total gangsta I've stolen my grandfather's laptop and now I'm just gonna turn it over to skype.

"Sophia is so Awesomesauce"

Sophia is so awkwardsauce. Imagine me ROLLING MY EYES CAUSE SHE'S SO WEIRD. I can't believe I know that weirdo. Soph, if your reading this, you are Awkward Weird Eccentric Stupid Odd Magna Eating freak. I hate you.

Now that we have that out of the way, that being that I'm never going to see her again, I'll just have one more thing to say.

BAI.