Z: Hello there, youtube! You know, I need to make a retraction from my last video. I said that Alice from my last video had a good idea. I'm sorry, really. It's true that Alice has never ever had a good idea and I'm sorry if I

A: Hey, whatcha talking bout?

Z: Oh... nothing. You see, Alice, I am sooo not talking about you, noooo

A: Oh really? BECAUSE I HAVE LOTS OF GOOD IDEAS. Remember the Gummy Squids? I believe that was a good idea. And the dancing? The dancing was a good idea.

Z: Well, I'm talking about Danny, let's not bring the squids in to this, you know I still have nightmares.

A: DANNY? You know Danny? He's superamazingawesomefoxyhot. But then there's mistah jgj..... oh jgj....

Z: FOUCUS ALICE!

A: On what? What are we talking about? I wasn't aware that we were talking about anything...

Z: Well, we were talking about....

(endvid)

BAMF

Oh yeah, I'm a total BAMF.

Okay, no. Not really. BAMF stands for Blogging in August More Frequently. Which is what I plan to do, because I've already missed the first four days of BEDA and I decided, hey. I want to blog more frequently so I will. Uh Huh.

So today was meet-the-teacher at my middle school today. I'm disappointed 'cause I have chorus with like... only one of my friends in it. One of the things I loved about chorus last year was that it was the one class a day that had all of my friends in it. And now those friends are in one class and I'm in another. It's depressing, really.

And then I found out that I won't get to sit where I want to in lunch. I'M FOURTEEN FOR GODSAKES. My school has no trust in us. It's like they think that in 45 minutes all the girls are going to get pregnant and all the boys are going to do drugs or something if we are allowed to sit with our friends. Uh. I'm completely pissed with my school. Completely.

Anyway, my mom is making my favorite dinner tonight, and I got my hair cut today and it looks really good. So the day isn't a complete waste. Although it maybe, I don't know. I have to go to school tomorrow which completely sucks and all. I said completely lots, didn't I?

Post count (hprpg): 175

Good Morning, Hank, it's TODAY!

Okay, so the title is completely missleading because John Green isn't in my current location or hacking on to my blog. If he was, that would be awesome. Like, siriusly John.

Aight since I'm a total gangsta I've stolen my grandfather's laptop and now I'm just gonna turn it over to skype.

"Sophia is so Awesomesauce"

Sophia is so awkwardsauce. Imagine me ROLLING MY EYES CAUSE SHE'S SO WEIRD. I can't believe I know that weirdo. Soph, if your reading this, you are Awkward Weird Eccentric Stupid Odd Magna Eating freak. I hate you.

Now that we have that out of the way, that being that I'm never going to see her again, I'll just have one more thing to say.

BAI.

New York, New York

Oh, Hai thar, Blog!

It's been a bit of a long time, but not THAT much. I've got places to go and people to see, alright? Get off my back. GOD. I HATE YOU!

Now that all the dramatic (in a bad way)(Thespians FTW) are gone, let's get down to buisness.

... now if you're like me you have Mulan songs* stuck in your head. If not, your looking at this line like, WTF? I thought we were getting down to buisness?

AND WE ARE. Commence Blog mode.**

Mkah, so I'm in New York. NEW YORK. Long Island, to be exact. If Long Islanders had Brittish accents, then I'd live here my entire life. No, really. I spent today body surfing on the beach. The hot sand, the freezing cold yet huge waves... it was an amazing time. Also*** I got to see my niece and nephew and It was really really fun.

I'm currently going through HPRPG withdrawl. For the past two days all I've done was create character sheets and doodle things about HPRPG. Did you know that Sabbi's now a headmistress? I thought Sabbi was a guy...

There is a poker game to go play, hair to dry, blogs to procrastinate on, and a secret project to plan, so I'm going to say good bye now.

GOOD BYE NOW.
___________________________________________________________________
*Let's get down to buisness... to defeat the huns...
**BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
***First time I typed this I typed Agloe. Haha, Paper Towns jokes.

Finally!!! VACATION 2010!!

So I have this amazing project under wraps. You aren't gonna know about it, imaginary followers. But you will find out soon enough. Hehehe...

Alright, so... I'm going to New York! I love New York, it's awesome. I'm going to my hometown. Which will be cool. I'm hoping to see my niece and nephew, my friends. Hang out by a lakeee... mmm.

Alright. So, I'm currently taking a three week break from HPRPG. It's making me sad, but I think it'll be good to get away from my obsession for a bit. Then, Amelia will have some thredsss to doo!

I'm just kinda dreading the time away from Hannah and Angie. I mean, I love them to death. But I think I'm gonna miss them! Imagine that, I'm going to miss my besties. Not to mention Kate. But I'll be seeing other Besties soon, Like Brenna, Alice, and allllll my other campo friends.

I'm going to finish packing. I'm just kinda in a sappy mood, so I LOVE YOU ALL! GOODNIGHT!

You and Me could write a bad romance~

I have Lady Gaga's Bad Romance stuck in my head. I don't know why, seeing as I don't own this song on iTunes, or have never actually heard the entire thing. So, I could head over to Youtube like a smart person would... but I'm just going to wait until August or so to watch the Lady Gaga episode of Glee.

Speaking of Glee....

The season finale of Glee was last night and let me just say.

It.

Was.

Amazing.

Now, sometimes Glee isn't crazy fantastic, but it's usually pretty awesome. And this episode was amazing. Now, I don't have many readers, but for the one or so readers that actually read my blog, this next paragraph or so will be a major spoiler alert.

Want to know what was perfect? Our favorite Glee club not wining. It would have ruined the show if they had won. And singing that journey medley? How more perfect could that be? Quinn's baby being given to the director of Vocal Adrenaline (can't remember her name for the life of me)? It was just perfect. And Vocal Adrenaline singing Bohemian Rhapsody? It. Was. Perfect.

I should probably wrap this up know. I have practice tonight.

I have a thing to end my blogs now!

5o breaststroke time: 41:31

I'mmmmm Gonnaaaa Soakkkk uppp the SUNNNN!!!!

It's SUMMER TIME!

Which means a couple things:

• Swim team every morning and night.
• Waiting patiently for Sophia to get on Skype. (By the way, SKYPE ME SOPH!)
• Dancing around in my PJs
• Modeling with GC and 'Drome
• Other things that I currently cannot remember for the LIFE of me.

I wish that I could be a good blogger and have lots of fodder and stuff but I CANT POO.

I'm about to make this a really obnoxious blog so BE PREPARED.

AHHH>>>>> IT'S COMPELLETYLAY IN CAPPSSS AND NOTTT SPELLEDED RIGHTTTT ARGHHHHHH >><<<?? LAK;HEGIAEHWG;AKJDGHS;AKWJE,FH;KAJWEGH;AWRKSFGAKL'SEFGHAJ;WETRLF

Ahem. That is all.

In search of an AMAZING desktop.

Zoe I am.

I am Zoe.

Am I Zoe?

I actually think I am, so let's get on with this blog.

Anyway, It's Sunday, and I just got done with a huge swim meet. I failed, epically, but it was fun.

Nitwit, Blubber, Oddment, Tweak!

Anyway, said swim meet was long course. If you're smart, then you know that long course is, well, long. In fact, it's 50 meters long.

A normal, short course pool is only 25 yards long.

Again, I failed epically.

In other news, I only have 5 days left of school. I find this pretty freaking awesome, because then I get to SLEEP. IN the month of July.

I have to get up at nine every other month.

In other, other news, I am in search of an amazing desktop. Currently, I have a giraffe on a leaf. I enjoy this, I do. But I want more. So, people who I know read my blog, what's your desktop? Is it awesome?

I'll wrap this up. I'm waiting for that freaky twin person thing to skype me.

KKLUVYASBAI.

BBGB-ly.

Zoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Colbert Platnium

So, I've been thinking lately about love, life and other sugar honey iced tea.

Actually, I've been thinking about myself, my friends and how awesome life currently is. It's been so awesome that I haven't even checked youtube today. And I always checked youtube.

For those of you who know my new obsession--

"Smoothies?"

No....

"Charlieissocoollike?"

NO! Well, yes, but no! For those of you who know what HPRPG.net is, I am currently obsessed with it's amazingness. For those that don't, you can check out of this blog for a couple of paragraphs. I'll say something exciting to bring you back in later.

Welcome to _____ (insert last name I'm not telling you here) Platinum!

Anyway, currently in HPRPG, Amelia is having a little 12-year-old lovefest. People on HPRPG are saying that 12 is too young to like anyone. Pshaw. I remember when I was twelve.

Yes, I'm thinking back to last year.

I liked guys then. I like guys now. Do I have a boyfriend? No. Does Amelia? No.

Anyway, Amelia likes this guy named Zach. Zach's driver (Cris) and I have decided that they will most likely date. Also, Amelia's probably going to kiss Ethan White somewhere along her years.

AND THAT'S HOW COWS LEARNED TO SNEAK QUIETLY INTO SOPH'S ROOM, SPRINKLE AWESOME-POO AND GET OUT BEFORE SHE WAKES UP. BECAUSE THEY WERE EATING LIFE ON THE MOON.

Say, Soph. Do you remember that? It was one of our sleepovers. Man, I miss those.

Swimmie teammie tonightie andie stuffie soie yeahie.

BYEIE!

Zoe-ie. Which would be Zoeyey. Hm...

Along, Long, Time ago in a galaxy far away....

It's been a LONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!

Where should I start, Blogosphere?

Ah, yes. Even though she is my bestest friend in the entire universe and quite possibly the the.... third most awesome person... wait......

LIST OF AWESOME PEOPLE- In order:

1. God. And every saint, including the beatified ones (I'm looking at you, Pope John Paul II and Mother Teresa).
2. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
3. John Green
4. Hank Green
5. Barack Obama
6. JK Rowling
7. The Parslemouths
8. The Remus Lupins
9. The Whomping Willows
10. Haley G Hoover
11. SOPHIA!
12. 'Drome and GC (the new name for the Looser. MARK IT DOWN!) tie.
13. KATHERINE!
14. Me, Myself, and I
15. Applejacks. 'Nuff said.
16. Shannon, the wizard among all of my Muggle besties.
17. Elbow Buddie
18. Nathan and the Joey tie.
19. EVERY HARRY POTTER CHARACTER EVER
20. Nerimon.
21. Any Spork. 'Cause Sporks are TOTALLY AWESOME!
22. The Driver behind Evan, Lindsey, for creating the funniest Gryffindor guy... Drawing Megatron beating up Pikachu.

AND that concludes my list. There are probably lots more, but hey. I'm only one person and there about 5 Billion awesome people out there. I subtracted about a Million for the excistence of You-Know-Who, and every stalker, creeper and Bieber hater (Just kidding on that last one.)

What was I saying? OH! YEAH!

Even though Sophia's frickin UH-mae-ZING, I had yet to read her blog. So I did.

It was UH-mae-ZING... :]

Yep. That's all, folks. OH WAIT! Cross your fingahs for a good result of my softball tryout! I hope I make it. Party this sat. New KMW vid coming! Yayayayayayayayayayayayayay.

KTHXBAI

IHAPLNAIWRFATPACTAOSCASAIHNMVAIRSAIWTRWGWGAILHP SO YEAH.

Why Hullo, Blogosphere.

You sometimes make me sad. Even though the title is basically the code of my week. It's a summary of my week. Here's something simple. I like people who read my blog. Like, Sophia reads my blog! I freaking LOVE Sophia! I'm going to see her this summer! SURPRISE SOPHERS!

Sophia has subscribed.

You have not.

:(

In the words of Dr. Doofinshmirtz: Why do I always get the crazies?

I had my besties over for a No More CRCT/We're Friends, Yay!/Pizza and Cookies/Ding-Dong-Ditching Justin Peachy/ARHWEORI;JAKHSEKRJAKHDG;ALHFKAWEO;IRHA;INGA Party!

So... Yeah. We watched Mean Girls (YOU GO GLEN COCO!) and Yep.

Okay, So I'm watching P&F and they keep showing Perry with teeth. There was a questions on the CRCT that Platypuses (I'm just going call them Platypeople) have no teeth. WELL, P&F, YOUR WRONG!

I wish to blog better, and write better sooo yeah.

BYE!

The Whole Entire History of the INTERNET!

The cookies are in the oven and I'm ready to blog.

I've been using a computer far longer than many adults in this day and age. My first memory of the computer is our tragically old IBM one, with a blue bubble background. You know the one. I would always play this viking-magic warrior game and the cursor did the running man every time something loaded.

I eventually evolved to the intrawebs. I remember watching Nick, telling me to ask my parents before logging online, and thinking it was a good idea. For one thing, I've never had to 'Log Online'. Nor have I ever asked my parents. They are big believers of technology.

Anyway, I click the Internet Explorer icon on our new PC (Hp I believe? I vividly remember Polk speakers...) and accidentally typed in Nike, and was transported to the Nike website and was greeted by a sneaker.

I typed it in again, and played a Blues clues game that I still haven't been able to find!

Eventually we got a Mac, realized just how much suck PCs wield, and I've evolved. I was into things like Club Penguin, which was how I met the 'Drone. (All will be explained in a up coming video on KMW.)

Know, I'm on Facebook, YouTube, Fanfiction, Blogger... the list goes on and on...

Anyway, Blogs of MY NOTE:

Ben-Adryl for life. I found this blog while commenting on HGH and I fell in love. It's nice to know that some guy my age cares about things other than sports and Neanderthal-ing.

The Haleylujah Chorus

Oh Hey, Kristina

THIS BLOG!

Yes. And unlike HGH and Ben, I don't have witty count-downs or count-ups.

Oh well. Good bye.

New Name. Tons of changes.

Sorry, Blogosphere. It's been a long time, I know.

So, Anyway, I've got those Crazy Retarded Crap Tests coming, so I've been super busy procrastinating. Not to mention swim and disney!

Disney!

Disney was soooo awesome. That's all I'm saying.

Oh yeah, and I'm more into HP than ever! So far I've:

• Discovered Average Wizard
• Discovered A Very Potter Musical
• Discovered the worst and funniest HP Fanfic ever (It's sooooo bad that it's sooo funny.)
• Found out that the Parslemouths and like 5 other Nerdfighter/Wrock bands are coming to ATL in July! Winkitty!
• Nosyarg Lliw, Nosyarg Lliw!

So, yeah.

Anyway, this blog is now Kiss My Whale. Still awesome, though.

Kk,

Bye.

The Apple Game is NOT NICE!: The School Rant no. 2.

I hate school, Blogosphere.

Actually, I shouldn't say that. I do like school, I have great friends (the 'Drome, Kate from kittierox100, the Blondie and tons more like Jacie, Sam, Maddie, Janet, Samantha, and tons more people in my group that I'm friends with.) I like classes, or at leas the interesting ones, and I have a pretty steady routine that I like.

But then there are idiots who make my day terrible.

I AM A DEMOCRAT!

There, I said it! I am a liberal democrat! And not just because my parents are, either. I am one because I think that they have the right idea.

But you know what irritates me? Idiotic kids that think that President Obama (Who is frickin' amazing, okay!) is a muslim terrorist with no birth certificate. And you know what annoys me even more? People who say that we shouldn't be discussing this because we're only kids.

I hate that.

So there's a new lovely game* that the lovely gentlemen** at my school play. Even more funny than 10 chin and Pea-ness game. It's called the Apple game. You spin an apple and say the alphabet at the same time. And whatever letter the apple stops spinning on you have to ask a girl out of the same first-letter name.

It's pure evil. I'm just glad that no one has landed on Z yet.

School Rant over.

Goodbye.

*HA!

**HAHAHA!

I just hiked a big hill.

It's been an entire week, Blogosphere. I know.

Today was the 'Drome's mom's birthday, and the 'Drome invited me to tag along*. So hey, I have nothing better to do, so yeah, Whoohoo!

Anyways, we went and hiked up Mt. Blood, the 6th highest mt. in GA and yeah, I'm soooo frickin tired. 2.2 miles both ways with rocks. Huge rocks.

Tomorrow.

Bye.

It's been a bit hectic and SOPHIA!

Im here with the Looser and the 'Drome, and we are just hanging.
This is short too.

SOPHIA! EDIT YOUR PREFERENCE! IT SHOWS A RULE BREAKING ITEM!

Okay, bye3

They're heeeereeee!

Think Jodie Sweeten, Blogosphere. You know? Yeah, "They're heeree!" Ha! Okay, anyway, I've got to make this short. The Blondie's here 'cause of drama. And a kid that vamoosed suddenly 2 years ago is back. Who'da thought?

Anyway, Today's awesome because of the Blondie, Ice Cream, Kate from mckenzieandkate1 and ABC's Harry Potter weekend.

Baby Buh-Buh-Bye!

OH! I gots alll mee clothess forrr DISNEY! WIN KITTY!

Bedoodoo, Nerdfighters.

MY CAMERA CAME TO DAY! YAY!

This made me so happy that I put in the SD card, then thought it was broken, made me sad, and then I didn't break it! Win kitty!

In other news...

I make videos. You should probably check them out. NerdTwinsBD and KissMyWhale. Go. Go now. Then come back and finish reading.

Alright. Now, onto my day!

Today was a half-day at school (Huzzah for Half-days!) So I only went to two classes, both of which are two of my three best subjects (Brownie points for guessing right!), and did absolutely nada. Then, I came home, received my camera, argued with my mom, then went to my little sister's gymnastics.

Now, my entire family has done gymnastics. Little Sis does gymnastics, Big Bro (He was actually really good, like a level 10 competitor) did gymnastics and I even did gymnastics even though I sucked. bad.

But as I walked into that gym, I was rushed with a wave of memories because the gymnastics place looks exactly like my old gymnastics place! And the one my brother went to! It was FREAKY.

Then I went to swim, Failed to flirt with the object of my affection (Lets call him the Problem), chilled with the Looser, and was mad at the 'Drome and the Joey for failing at the whole aspect of coming*.

So yep, that was my day!

Goodbye!

*To swim. 

He's not from Ireland, and why aren't you wearing orange?

Hello, Blogosphere!

Anyway, I just made my video for NTBD and I'm soooo mad.

My dad said my camera would come today.

IT DID NOT COME TODAY.

One unhappy Zoe.

If you have not figured it out yet, I'm catholic. I love being catholic. I love the tradition and the priests and how we have our own country and government and saints and reconciliation and purgatory and heaven and being the largest christian sect and having Mary as a saint and not being obsessively in love with Jesus, I mean, I love the man, but he's not the only thing that catholics have going for them.

I also love my youth group, Youth for Christ (Y4C!)

Anyway, I live in the south. There is only (of my knowledge) 5 other catholic kids in my school. The rest are Baptist/Presbyterian/Methodist.

On a side note, I love Rachel Maddow. She just told my to think of how much I would spend to have my picture taken with Sarah Palin. Then, she told me to keep adding zeros.

Um...:

0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000... That can go on for a while. I hate that lady. (Can you tell I'm also a liberal democrat? It comes with growing up in upstate NY, bee-otch.)

Back to Catholic-ness.

So, today was the feast day of Saint Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland (Not from Ireland, the man was born in Scotland). Now, he's pretty darn Catholic, being one of those catholic saints and all... But remember, all those kids in my school that are protestant? Well, the Protestants in Ireland wear orange to separate them from all those catholic-greenwearers. Want to know the funny thing? Not one person at my school was wearing orange today. (I'm rolling my eyes.)

Also, that funny little shamrock? Used to teach the Holy Trinity. Yeah, that holy trinity, the one that those protestants don't believe in but were plastered with it anyway? Yep, that one!

In other news, I found a four-leaf clover! Yay!

Buh-Bye!

Oh, I suppose I'll type in some green now.

And Waiting...

Okay, so I'm waiting for two blogs to load, This and This if you were wondering.

Back!

Alright, I'm just chillax'n like Michael Jackson. Well, except I'm not that weird. At all. Ever.

Anywhoo, I just got back from swim. Have I told you blog? I swim 4 days a week. For 90 minutes.

This would be torture without the Joey (Jonah, my white gangsta brotha from anatha matha, who is my best guy friend), the 'Drome and the Looser. So today I was at swim with the Joey and the Looser (the 'Drome had soccer practice). We worked on arms!

ARMS!

And now, I have a hard time typing cause my arms are all loosey goosey.

I'm going to say that this thing is going to be short and to the point.

MY CAMERA HAS NOT COME YET!

Oh, I must go. SCRUBS! Gawd, I lave that show!

I sound Bubblegum Bimbo-ly.

Buh-bye.

The School Rant. Episode 1.

So, if your like everyone else in the world, you went back to school/work today after 2 days of blissful relaxation.

Also, you went into monday kicking and screaming.

Now, I don't hate school, but I don't love it either. School is a place to learn and meet friends, or at least that's what the administration wants it to be. But school is actually a dog-eat-dog world, where if you don't have the clothes, friends, boys or gadgets, you're out. Now, I don't have the clothes. I don't have the gadgets and I most certainly don't have the boys (I'm a seventh grader, get real). But I do have the friends, and they all agree with me.

Being 'Popular' is overrated and boring.

If you are 'Popular', you can't act like a kid. You can't chill by yourself, and you most certainly can not be smart because instead of studying, your hanging out with your 'Friends', Wanna-be Brittany-Paireses.

Now, I'm abnormal. I'm different. I am a Proud Frickin' Nerdfighter, for Gods sake!

But being like me gets you a one-way ticket to hatred from those Bubblegum Bimbos (There's that catchy phrase again!). But fortunately, I have lots of friends, I'm smart, and I have a real life outside of school.

My Mother says that if you are balanced, you have a good circle of friends (2-3 bestfriends 3-7 regular friends) and you should have a good circle of friends. Like the 'Drome and the Looser. Through the Baller and the Looser, I have made 4 or 5 friends that I would have otherwise not made.

She also says that you should maintain a A-B grade status (check!) and be involved in at least 1 school activity (I play golf and run for student council every frickin year and still don't get elected!) and one outside activity (I swim competitively). This keeps me moderately busy. Not to mention homework, projects, KMW and Sophers. She also says I need to be involved in one church thing. I'm in a youth group that I love.

So I'm content with my life, although it happens to get a bit boring.

Brownie Points for commenting.

Buh-Bye.

SNAPBALL!

In this post, Zoe FINALLY explains what Snapball is.

Snapball was created just last week by a classroom of bored 7th graders. Here is how you play:

To throw, you snap and throw to any person playing.

To catch, you snap.

That is all.

Goodbye!

Sick-Days and the Looser and the Baller.

HAY HAY HAY!

Wow, that sounded bubblegum. You know those books by Meagan McCafferty? About Jessica Darling? No?

Well, in this series, there is a girl named Hyacinth Wallace, and she's NYC Swag. Anyway, she writes a book (I can assure you that If I read it, my IQ would go down about a hundred and eighty points.) (But Really, then my IQ would be about 1 billion.) (Sarcasm, though I am pretty darn smart.) and It's called Bubblegum Bimbos. You know why 'HAY HAY HAY' Would be bubblegum-bimboly.

Anyway, So I'm sick. The Stomach Bug. Eww.

The only good thing was that I got out of going to RE and Mass. Yay! Then, I went home and changed the countdown on my Pink Whiteboard (Pinkboard?)

Why the countdown?

BECAUSE THE LOOSER, THE 'DROME AND I ARE GOING TO DISNEY FOR THE LOOSER'S BIRTHDAY! I LOVE THE LOOSER! AHHHH!

FOR A WEEK! A WEEK!

We are going to ALL the parks.

I personally think that the Looser's parents like me more than my own.

YAY!

Okay, I have noo idea when my camera's coming, and I want to make a video for KissMyWhale and I need it for Monday

I'm giving up on the pic thing. Cause I hate Blogger.

Book: HP 7

Baby Buh-Buh Bye!

Again?

Now, for the 31 people who have thus far looked at anything I've done on blogger (31 people, two years, 4 blogs. That's absolutely no one!), you can safely notice that I write about twice a day on the weekends. Why? Well, other than going over to the Looser's (Okay, so Angie's going to be thus forth (I'M SAYING THUS SO MANY TIMES!) the Looser, my friend Hannah is thus going to be referred to as the 'Drome (As in she's a Palindrome) (This blog is really confusing. I apologize) and my friend Brenna is going to be referred to as Blondie (HAH!) (Inside joke))

Okay. That was really confusing.

So me and my mom are watching HGTV, and this lady is REALLY ANNOYING! I know I said that I hated my mom earlier, but watching EWTN and then bashing people on TV is something we both take enjoyment in. And Chocolate.

I love being Organic. I like that me and my mom were organic before it was cool. I like how I was with something before it became cool to like that. (Like the Zebra! More on that later!)

Will someone remind my of all those More on that laters? Well, sense the 31 of you people won't, I'll just have to put something on the ole' blog.

All Izight.

I hate that lady on HGTV.

Bye.

UGH!

I HATE:

• My Mom
• Cleaning my room
• My sister
• My School

I don't care if you (Who is you, anyway?) says that "Hate" is a strong word. But I'm an american teen-ager. I don't care if it is a strong word, I'm going to throw it around quite casually. Anyway, I hate my mom because she wants my room to be utterly immaculate. I am not that neat! Also, she is very preppy and my style falls a bit more around punk-rocker-artist-hippie person.

See above paragraph for why I hate cleaning my room.

I hate my sister because (I JUST HAD DEJA VU!) she is completely like my mom, except like Miley Cyrus's acting, too. You know what I'm talking about.

My school, because it wants me to be a farmer. I don't want to be a farmer! I want to be a reporter and work for the New York Times! Curse you, Redneck Georgia! (Again, I'll explain later.

What else do I hate? Ah, too many things. Oh!

MY DADDY BOUGHT ME A CAMERA! Sure, it was on eBay, but it's awesome! Now I can do awesome-er things on KissMyWhale and NerdTwinsBD

Pic: Grr. Another thing I hate. Blogger's pic uploader! I'll try again later.

Book: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, book 3 (Favorite PJO book)

Goodbye!

P.S. Sometime today or tomorrow I will tell you about why I hate GA and Snapball! KK BYE!

Just a quickee: #2

Anyway, It's Zoe. I'm about to leave the loosers house. :(

We ate cookies.

Played snapball (More on that later)

Bye!

IAW: In Angie's Words

Okay, This is Zoe. The looser I call my best buddie wants to write. Sigh.
Here she goes:

This is the looser Zoe's "Bestie", Angie... and yes we are both loosers! This is my philosophy: A looser is a good thing and you call your friends loosers... but the other O in looser is an inside joke for us. You usually spell Looser like this: Loser. But we spell it with two O's....

If Zoe may interject: This is Zoe. I want to say that the reason that we spell it Looser is because my phone is mentally retarded and when I typed loser it came out uluosr.
We will be right back. COOKIES! AHH!!
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We put cookies in to bake, and got distracted.... stupid ADHD!!
Back to Zoe. We don't actally have ADHD. Well, at least I don't. I'm not to sure about Angie here.

Anyway... Back to Angie. Angie, tell the good people what awesome show we are watching.

I finally got the keyboard back... Zoe, I thought this post was called IN ANGIE'S WORDS?!?!?!?!?!?!?

We are watching.... drumroll please... FULL HOUSE! I think I am addicted to this show. I was reading my old journal, and in it, it said, "I have been watching full house for 8 hours and I have watched 25 episodes... WOW" I was six when I wrote that, and I still love this show. I swear I have seen every episode there is HAHA!

ZOE: Will you please get me some cookies? PLEASE? Okay. Thanks.
Anyway, back when I was like 6 I got to stay up til 8:30 in the summer. Anyway, I would eat dinner at 7:30, then stand at the counter watching Full House until it was time to go to bed. Anyway, I'm going to eat the cookie that Angie brought for me. And watch more Full House. God, I love Full House!

Sigh. Angie says Goodbye, and that What I Like About You is coming on soon. Oh, that name commercial came on. Angie says she'd be matched up with an Aaron. I say a Luke.

bye!

Here's a quickie!

Here's just a quickee post.
I've got to shoot on over to my besties house, to have fun with that looser that I call my best buddie!

Hehehehe.

Oh, and I want to be Mrs. Nerimon.

Goodbye.

:D

I like this:

Heyah!

Okay, so it's like the gloomiest day. It's raining, and I'm just sitting here in a grey tank top and blue flannels (Woo! Fake Ravenclaw colors!) typing to this box of text.

I was on fanpop last night, just looking around at some pics of the Marauders. I love those fellas, well, all of them except Peter. Uh, that kid is such a traitor! Anyway, I expecially LOVE young Sirius Black. In fact, in the fanfics that I've read, I've heared him refered to as the Man-Ho of the Marauders. Which is fine with me. And he owns a motorcycle. <3

Not to say that he's my only fictional crush. I also love

• Charlie Weasley
• Emmett Cullen (yes, I read it. Sue me.)
• Marcus Fluttie
• Broc (Yes, from Pokémon.) (Did I spell that right?)
• Fred Weasley

Anyway, I also have those real life crushes on people I'll never get. Like Kellan Lutz and Nerimon. And then I have those real life crushes on people who I could possibly get if they weren't A) Older than me (By a YEAR and 1 Grade!) B) Completely annoying and charming. (Curse the swim team!)

Anyway, I'll wrap this up. Here's a pic:

It's James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter as my favorite band! Which, is actually pretty ironic.

Book: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Fav HP book)

Welcome.

Hello, Random Person I don't know!

Okay, yes. I've never kept a real blog. I have what... four? But I'm determined to keep this one. I am!

Gosh!

Yeah, so anyway, this blog is just a welcome blog. I think I'd might tell you a bit more about me.

My name's Zoe. You shall never know my last name.

I'm a seventh grader, I live in GA (Sigh. More about that later) And I have a collab youtube channel. You should probably check it out.

It's NerdTwinsBD if you were wondering.

I'm completely obsessed with Harry Potter. I like all kinds of music (except for rap, that's not music) and I'm currently into Nerdfighter music (i.e. Hank Green, ALL CAPS) and What else? Wizard Rock (The Parslemouths, The Whomping Willows, The Remus Lupins)

Oh, and in each blog post I shall tell what book I'm currently reading.

Maybe a pic if I can get blogger to work! grr.

I'll talk about stuff tomorrow. Right now, I have to go check eBay (I've never bid on eBay before, this is quite odd!) for a Flip Video cam, for the afore mentioned youtube channel.

Good bye.

Book: Second Comings (rating: Awesome)